OK I think I figured out what went down in Baltimore, after much exhaustive investigation, and I have come up with one perfect sentence to explain and illuminate the events of the last few weeks. And I threw some images in there too, for the heck of it.
BEHOLD!!! The Baltimore Riots explained in ONE SENTENCE:
And again, for the cheap seats:
Blacks riot, destroying black businesses, after a black guy dies in police custody, because of three black officers, in a 43% black police department, under a black female mayor, with a black female state attorney, in a city ruled by Democrats for over 50 years, so the first black female U.S. Attorney appointed by the first black president, BLAMES RACISM!
OK it’s kind of a run-on sentence, but it’s still pretty good. If I do say so myself.