Science Proves Millennial Men Are Wimpier Than Their Dads

If you have a whiny Millennial male in your family that think they’re better than every generation before them, here’s a study they may not like, but you’ll enjoy shoving in their face.

According to science, which is a phrase that is meaningless, Millennial men are less strong than their male counterparts from 30 years ago. And not only that, but women today are stronger than 30 years ago – and they’ve eclipsed the men. SO Millennial men are about as strong as Millennial women, and much less strong than their fathers.

The study also says that the measure they use, grip strength, is a great indicator of health in later age. SO that means that they’ll be wimpier old men and die younger too!!!

Worried about the fate of the Republic yet? If not, here’s a video to make you feel worse:

So the bad news is the next generation is full of a bunch of wimps. The good news is… we can make fun of them now for it.

Go forth and mock a Millennial. If they get angry, chances are you can beat them up anyway.


El Sooper is an anonymous blogger who has broken many national stories and battled the mainstream liberal lapdog pendejo media with his Mexican wrestling blogger moves.