Weiner Desperately Looks For Friends In Jail

Democrat Anthony Weiner has only been locked up for 5 days, yet is already having a rough time.

After being in jail for under a week, Weiner is already suffering. He has been looking for a pen pal to keep in communication with, in order to help ease his stay in jail. If you happened to forget, Anthony Weiner will be serving somewhere in the range of 2 years for sexual crimes he committed against a child.

The Mail emailed the former congressman and this was his response:

Thanks for reaching out.

Starting November 6th, I’ll be away for a while but I would love to stay in touch. As quaint as it may sound, the best way to reach me is by sending me a letter. When you write, I’ll get you the information about how email might work.

So please include your full mailing address here and of course include it when you write.

And although you didn’t ask – yes, you may send me books via Amazon. (No crockpots or washer/dryers though)

  • realistredneck

    Poor Anthony…
    I think I’ll send him a box of prophylactics and several tubes of KY jelly.

    • ARJAY

      No, let him take it DRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • realistredneck

        I agree with you but unlike you I am considerate of his partner who may inflected more anguish
        to Weiner if he is more comfortable.

    • Lui

      LOL, I’m sure he’ll find lost of “special” friends in jail.

  • Jaron Gant Joyner

    Anthony Weiner-All I got to say is-“BOO-HOO”

  • donl

    He will end up being someones “lover” if not protected. Hell he may like that kinky stuff.

    • Veteranasm

      In prison they call them bitch , not lover !

  • randolph.poole

    Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy! LOL!!!!

  • gene smiith

    He will be shunned in Prison, that or a target.

    • Daniel Spickard

      He’ll become Big Bubba’s bitch!

  • Buckeye conservative

    I understand child molesters do very poorly in prison. This isn’t “club fed”.

  • BonnLass

    Maybe Dr. Terry Lakin, DO Lcol. Army doctor who was court-martialed by Army JAG Phillip O’Beirne whose mother Kate O’Beirne Conservative Friend of Phyllis Schafley’s and Bill Buckley’s stood by with her husband James O’Beirne President ‘W’s White House/ Pentagon Communications Press Director and a West Point grad supporting the incarceration of Dr. Lakin who saved multiple lives of father’s and mothers should write the letter to Weiner’s brother and mother, and let them know how many friends he lost, and not because of how little Obama cared for our country, but how much cared about himself, and failure to prove his origin of legitimacy and who his father really was? Dr. Lakin’s human rights were violated and so were his patients who put trust in his surgical decisions. By being sent to Fort Leavenworth with loss of retirement and healthcare benefits can only be restored by President Donald J. Trump by Executive Order ASAP.

  • David Peyson

    I hope he takes this time as an opportunity to get to know Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. God bless him and soften his heart.

    • BonnLass

      David, I agree with you and my contempt for the Army’s Chaplain Corps needs our prayers. Now a single Chaplain that I know of came forward on Dr. Lakin’s behalf openly and witnessing the burials of so many he could have saved. If there is a Chaplain who will speak up for Dr. Lakin on his behalf to President Donald J. Trump it would be shared by the President. In fact where are Dr. Lakin’s patient who could contribute to undo the dishonor bestowed on the fine doctor?


    You want friends? Just bend over in the shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • DaveyJ

    If the Democrats were really subject to regular USA laws he would face a lifetime in jail!

  • Polina Averbukh

    He never ever knew how good life he had! He is his own enemy! Got what he asked for!!!

  • patriotgirl1

    He’ll be on administrative segregation. No department is going to get sued for housing/classing him in general population. I’ve worked in a jail 19 years.

  • Deni

    hickory dickery dock, you finish it from here.

  • Daniel Spickard

    Poor Anthony Weiner better get yourself some soap on a rope, but I don’t think you’ll stay anal retentive for very long!

    • Ursus_Indomitus

      He can start being a Packers fan.

  • Ronald Allen Hudson

    The fact that he is reaching out for pen pals tells me he’s trying to snag another cutey.

    • Ursus_Indomitus

      They should send him Angela Davis, if that commie bitch still breathes.

  • Santiago Tello

    I worked at our local jail as a deputy sheriff once. My suggestion to Weiner is: “Don’t drop the soap!”

    • Ursus_Indomitus

      I hope he DOES.

  • metheoldsarge

    He is the type of inmate the other inmates don’t like.

  • Goldbug12

    I don’t think Huma will visit him with a concealed hacksaw blade!

  • Ursus_Indomitus

    Put the scum in GP. Real scrotes HATE chomos. Hopefully some syphilitic mau mau will impregnate his mangina. He can give birth to another leftist lawyer.